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Post by silverwolf on May 22, 2015 0:29:39 GMT
He was in love. Without thinking, he dogged to her, licking her plumage. Chickenbutt smiled.
"So glad to see someone likes me." She sighed. "Or, are you just thinking of me as dinner?" She asked.
"No, no, no, I love you, i'd never eat you." He said giving her a gentle smile.
"My real name is Cox High Speed Internet (sorry the add is displaying.) But everyone called my 19.99 until I moved here where people called me Chickenbutt because they had never seen such a chicken with such a big plumage and they thought it was a butt. Please, call me Coxa." She said looking down at her wing where it displayed; 'Cox High speed Internet, packages starting at $19.99 per 12 months with additional service & 2 year agreement.' She sighed, plucking his fur gently.
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Post by tigerlily on May 22, 2015 0:59:54 GMT
Kna was so happy to find someone he liked. But he paused.
"Wait, I can't do this. I have a wife and three children at home. But I love you, Coxa," he said nuzzling her feathers. This was true controversy.
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Post by silverwolf on May 22, 2015 11:42:25 GMT
"Kna, you're dead here with us, you can't return to the real land! Your one of us, a spirit." Coxa said softly, ruffling his fur.
Kna have her a look of delight as he purred like a kitten.
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Post by tigerlily on May 22, 2015 19:16:43 GMT
Kna took her into the darkness. They made love.
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Post by silverpelt on May 23, 2015 12:15:22 GMT
(umm how does that even work??? lol)
Back in the normal world, where nobody noticed that anything was wrong, Ank jumped into the black hole. It exploded again. Kna heard Grong's voice. Then he exploded.
Chickenbutt sighed. "I guess that's when I leave you." She grinned at him. "Wait here."
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Post by tigerlily on May 23, 2015 14:19:52 GMT
Kna nodded still in a loving daze. "Of course."
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Post by silverwolf on May 23, 2015 14:34:40 GMT
Kna looked around and saw a pillow floating in the air. He grabbed the pillow and plopped himself on it, soon he realized four eggs, plopping out of him. He gave a smile and then a frown.... WHAT DA?
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Post by tigerlily on May 23, 2015 15:29:06 GMT
Then before he knew it the four eggs hatched in front of his eyes. Inside were little, baby Cox-elephirds.
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Post by silverpelt on May 23, 2015 19:11:15 GMT
The beautiful bird returned with Ank in her claws. She ate him.
"Why, hello again."
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Post by silverwolf on May 24, 2015 13:47:53 GMT
"Miracle! Look at the beautiful Cox-Kna babies!!! I told you I loved you!" Kna said pulling her into the darkness.
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Post by tigerlily on May 24, 2015 14:39:33 GMT
Kna was overjoyed to have such beautiful Cox-Kna cub birds. And he loved Coxa just as much. In the darkness, Kna asked Coxa a question.
"Coxa, while you were gone, did you find or hear anything of my family?"
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Post by silverwolf on May 24, 2015 14:44:27 GMT
Coxa looked at him with a smile as she groomed (how does a bird groom?) the pup birds.
"Is Ank your family?" She asked with a grin of surprise.
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Post by silverpelt on May 24, 2015 15:39:06 GMT
"Ooh, Ank? Is he dead? I hope he isn't here. No, he's certainly not family!" Kna licked the other lion-bird-coxa-elephant-cubs-chicks-things.
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Post by tigerlily on May 24, 2015 19:04:09 GMT
Coxa licked her lips. "Good. I ran into him earlier. Let's just say he's been disposed of."
Kna sighed with relief. "Thank you, Coxa. I'm so grateful. For you and our children." Kna had no idea how'd he'd gone from loving his old children to absolutely despising them. Coxa and their children seemed so much better. He didn't miss them a bit.
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Post by silverpelt on May 24, 2015 22:47:04 GMT
Again in the real world, the malicious black hole opened again. Kna wife, Bla, and their cubs, Anka, Nka, and Kno, tumbled into it.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
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